Awesome Things You Can Blow Your Paycheck On (If You Didn’t Blow It At The Bar Last Night) Part 3 – Cinco de Mayo Edition!
May 5, 2012 § Leave a comment
Well, here we are with a late, but fun-filled installment of ATYCBYPO! It’s Cinco de Mayo, so let’s get this party started!!
What should you wear to the party? No party is complete without a full-on pancho wearing, sombrero donning, mustachioed gentleman on a donkey! And with this Hey Amigo Costume from SMI Sales Inc’s Amazon Web Store, you get all the components wrapped up into one cute little package!
And now you and your best four-legged friend can be look alikes too! Brands On Sale carries this Lil’ Bandito Costume which is actually kind of cute…if you’re one of those people that likes to make your pooch feel like he’s part of the party. (There’s actually a Mariachi Chihuahua outfit floating around out there somewhere, but I could NOT find one for sale…that one is much less embarassing for the pooch….ok, maybe not…)
How about your very own Luchador mask? Amazon sells this Christmas Tree Luchador Mask, though I’m not exactly sure why you need a Luchador mask that looks like a Christmas Tree…Semi-confused on this one.
If you’re not so into the entire costume idea, how about just this Mexican Gringo Zapata Cowboy Human Hair Moustache? Ebay has everything, I swear. This one is even made of REAL HUMAN HAIR! So….what part of the body do they remove this hair from to get it to look like a mustache? I don’t think I want to know………
Or how about just this hoodie that professes to the world your love for the layered, shelled deliciousness that is the taco? This I Love Tacos Hoodie is from Etsy (where else?) and I think I need one of these. Like right now.
OK, ok…enough of dressing you up. How about dressing up your beer? YEAH BEER!!! Beardo sells these cool Beermo Bottle Mustaches in a six pack (LOL!) Not only cool for Cinco de Mayo, but pretty much every. single. day.
Keep your beer cold ’til it’s gone with this Fiesta Serape Beer Cozy from Pinatas.com! (YES! There IS a pinatas.com!!!) I’m tempted to put a little sombrero on it, too, just to see if people start talking to it when they get really drunk!
And what to eat at this fiesta? How about whatever is in this Giant Taco Pinata from Etsy? I’m thinking I could fill it with Doritos Loco Tacos from Taco Bell and some taco sauce and be one happy chica!!!
Whatever you do, don’t eat the dog. Even after too much cerveza or tequila, and even if it’s dressed in this adorable Taco Dog Costume from Pampered Dog Gifts. Pretty sure you would end up with more hair in your mouth than taco, and that’s never a good time!
If you are one of those crazy people that like it HOT, why not grow your own Ghost Chili Peppers? Right now, for just 10 bucks, you can buy one Ghost Pepper Plant, and get one Cherry Pepper Plant free! Such a deal to burn your face off!!!
After a few of those peppers, you’re probably going to need one of these. Well, maybe not one this fancy, but this handcrafted Mexican Talavera Toilet Set from Ebay would do the trick. It’s pricey, but it’s pretty, and if you gotta pray to the porcelain god after the tequila, wouldn’t you rather look into something this pretty than….well….whatever’s in yours?
No Cinco de Mayo party is complete without the TEQUILA!! If you don’t drink it for whatever reason (it makes your clothes fall off, etc…) you can still join the festivities with the Hotlix Tequila Worm Sucker from Amazon! Yes, it is tequila flavored, so make sure you have some salt and lime nearby. And yes, that is a real worm inside. In case you haven’t hit your worm quota for your lifetime.
And I saved the best (ok, maybe not best, but definitely most expensive!) for last! Through Ebay, you can get a 24k Gold and Silver plated bottle of Tequila Ley Gran Reserva Diamante. At only $5k per bottle, this stuff better keep me wasted until NEXT Cinco de Mayo!!!
Well, that’s all I have for you this week, ladies and gents. Sorry it’s been so late coming, but I have a lot to do before I start work Monday. Hey, maybe then I’ll actually be able to blow MY paychecks on some of this stuff too!! (Yeah, right!!)